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Top Ten Signs You've Watched Too Much Star Trek

10. You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the green 
    skinned Orion slave girl on episode number 7.

9.  You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble.

8.  You tried to join the navy just so you could serve aboard the 
    Enterprise.

7.  Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon 
    and torture you for information.

6.  You went to San Francisco to see of you might bump into Kirk and crew
    while they were in the 20th century looking of a whale.

5.  Your college thesis was a comparison of the illustrious careers of 
    T.J. Hooker and Captain Kirk.

4.  You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say, "Star Trek? Isn't 
    that the one with Luke Skywalker?"

3. You have no life.

2. You recognize more than four references on this list.

1. You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you 
   calculated for the planet Vulcan.

Surefire signs that Star Trek is taking over your life.

1. Saying "Make it so," in casual conversation.

2. Indignation because the periodic table dosen't include dilithium and 
   tritanium.

3. Able to use "varible phase inverter" in a sentence without excessive
   thought.

4. More than one pair of Spock ears in junk drawer.

5. Have figured out stardate system.

6. Forgetting that present-day elevators don't have voice interface.

7. Actual serious thought about buying that $300 model of the 
   Enterprise from the Franklin Mint.

8. Lecturing any science professor on how transporters work.

9. Playing fizzbin and understanding it.

10. Understanding Klingon. 

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Updated 21 May 1997